"If Wizkid Had Some Sense" - ThankGod Eboh

IF wizKID HAD SOME SENSE
Kai wizKID,
I'm not a fan of yours and I only know one of your songs, "Holla at your boy", and I basically just know not more than five lines of that whole song. I'm only excited that you are young and supposedly doing good for yourself but I have never used your story to motivate anyone because I don't particularly take notice of you or you don't readily come to mind in stuffs like that. And I believe I'm safer not to have ever used it because with this season of making young gullible baby mama's, most of my listeners would have felt a tinge of disappointment that your story was ones used to motivate them, thank goodness I didn't. Nature just knows what your next days would be.
Can you imagine the senselessness of your reply to Nigeria's Dearest Linda Ikeji who isn't a kid. Did you ever allow your drunken self to take charge of the safe person you claim to be? How come you insulted her for not having a man in her life and used it as a condition to mark her completeness? I'm very sure you would have wanted her to make babies illegitimately. She can actually but chose not to. She is a grown Diva and cannot submit to almost-men. It is a very dangerous and poisonous thing to ever think of and how much more executing.
You mentioned 'a lady's urinary outlet without respect . the kind of outlet where you popped out your head many years ago, the inlet of your Dad's third leg where he rides through, rumbles and thimbles till he is full. Meanwhile you ride in and out of that exciting location illegally. You lure cheap ladies to your six-spring bed and dig and dig until you release your almost-sperm, then you stop and feel like you just hammered. You feel so good at exploiting the weaknesses of young chaps and even went ahead to freely give them pregnancies without doing things right via proper marriage. Take it or crush your tattooed body, you are no way better than Divacious Linda Ikeji. She married her laptop and soon, her wedding bells will ring. She is taking her time to make the choice. Marriage is a life and shouldn't be a box where people are pushed into.
Your young blood cells are misdirecting you and you found pleasure in speedy sex escapades. Sleep all you can in the secret and call an innocent Diva a hoe. She is a hoe in a different context, boy. She is the kind of hoe that'd pulls out weeds from farmlands. She is a hoe that helps rural farmers who have no access to tractors to still cultivate vegetables and tubers so that we can still make afang soup, porridge yam. I'm sure you never knew that a hoe has good purposes beyond the lies of the context of your personal opinion. You are a mad DOG. Maybe .
To further help your brain which I think is full of Cashew nuts, being single is not a bad thing. One can be single and satisfied. For now, Linda is single, sassy and satisfied. Her sassiness and secured self throws a punch on your fair face. You can't comprehend how in the world she makes money, buys shoes (I love shoes, too) and ripped pants without the consent of a male god. She is sassy and if that upsets you, you can uproot yourself from here and plant yourself in Iran where you might feel at home.
And just to let you know, I'm typing this seated on a water cistern. 
I don't have any spare time to craft these paragraphs outside my toilet. You are that important. Yes. You are never worthy of emulation for any purposeful Nigerian youth. Linda is. I'm in awe of her achievements and benevolence. She is an Angel. It's not that easy for Angels to ride freely in a world where flesh and blood resides.
A concerned educator, 
TG.
ThankGod Eboh 

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